They have been on me to write a blog for a while now. Them being the voices in my head and a few mates. See my life is chaos, I have 2 jobs, one obsession, a traumatised boyfriend, a freelance job, a exercise program, and a few hobbies.
Job one - sales executive, for a waste company. Mostly lovely but other than the fact that some people are arses and the fact i need to play around in rubbish areas as part of my job, it keeps me happy with the tax man. Than job 2, night manager at a pub. I have a black belt in fuck you's because of this, the bitch reputation and an adversion to drunk men. But if you need an education, screw school go be a waiter.
The obsession. FMX, freestyle motocross. I have managed to make riding dirtying by adding the fact I jump to the equation. Not very good at it at the moment, but me and thumper (125 sx) are gonna try for bigger and better things! Since I'm the only girl it by default, but i love flying so we shall carry on.
The poor boyfriend who had to have me move in with him because i was broken and he needed to baby sit me. He has a wonderful manner, a support streak like crazy, is a nutty yachty and learnt to deal with my accident proneness early.
My freelance job is modelling which I fell in to accidently. I blame my parents, they did the nasty and 9 months later the stork bought me. So the fact I aint to bad on the eyes is their fault, I take no responsibility. I'm big in the bike modelling world, I believe its so they have something pretty to distract from me. And the alternative scene, think its the black hair, grizzly look I have going.
My exercise program - go to fridge get beer. I try to keep fit, even though its EVIL. But I know one day someone will want to kill me and I need to be able to out run them. I prefer fun things to keep fit like martial arts, carnal arts and riding bikes.
My hobbies, enduro and super bike riding, puzzle building, reading and trying to keep the russian dwarf hamsters alive. Superbike riding was the obsession until enduro came along, and then enduro lost its ranking cos of FMX. But still do them frequently. Puzzle building and reading, its my inner nerd coming out. Often I am physically exhausted but my poor braincell has been main lining cocaine all day and I need something to keep it occupied. And I have excelled with the russian dwarf hamster, starting with 2 (slutty) and ending with 40ish (they hard to count when you have a zoo of them.) so least I have kept them alive. Down to 5 now and they have had the talk about birth control, family planning and seperate cages, I am down to 5.
So with a normal week where i struggle to find time to eat, my friends wanna know what I'm doing, and since I have an English degree - tada! This will be filled with riding, make up tips (hahahahah NOT), parties, crazyness and the general shenanigans of me and my minions.
